Santa

おい、彼女のウィッシュリスト見たか？

Did you see her wish list?

おお、見たぞ、ガーデニング用具ばかりだったな

Yes, I did.  Gardening tools!

それと、本も二冊あったぞ

There were two books also.

今年はいい友達にたくさん逢わせてやったから

クリスマスには ひとつだけ叶えてやるか

We did give her many new friends this year.
Maybe we'll grant her one small wish for Christmas

そうか、

でも母親にはちゃんと手紙を書いてるし

毛糸屋にも永いこと行ってないぞ

However, 

she's been writing to her mother often

and staying away from the yarn shop for a long time.

う～ん、

じゃあ　もっと叶えてやるか

Well, she may receive more than one then.

ところで、ダイエットの具合はどうだ？

By the way, how's the diet going?

誰のこと？
Who are you talking about? 

ため息 
二人とも調子良くない ...

Sigh, 
"We" are not doing too well...